Fortune Not Found

After dining at Green Bowl, the local 'all your can eat- make your own stir-fry' establishment, I received a fortune cookie that had this to say to me:

First time I ever received such a cynical fortune. I was a little shocked but eventually decided to laugh about it and pursue the 'Retry' option, which led to a much more encouraging fortune. :)

Have you had any weird/ funny fortunes? Feel free to share!